May 2013
portablemiah:
*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area
2treehill:
if i follow u
and u follow me
we are friend
You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived...
– John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via larmoyante)
nighthooker:
i found your nudes in the lol tag
Never allow loneliness to drive you into the arms of somone you know you don’t...
– (via knoos)
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
h0llo:
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
richwhiteterror:
i took a personality test apparently im dead
pizza:
katherlne:
can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho
yeah wtf how annoying is it
dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them